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False Grips is a patent-pending rubber platform that attaches to standard gymnastics rings (1.1" to 1.25" diameter). It's not a gym or a store—it's specialized equipment designed to fix one specific problem: the false grip is uncomfortable and hard to learn, so most athletes avoid strict muscle ups ...

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False Grips is a patent-pending rubber platform that attaches to standard gymnastics rings (1.1" to 1.25" diameter). It's not a gym or a store—it's specialized equipment designed to fix one specific problem: the false grip is uncomfortable and hard to learn, so most athletes avoid strict muscle ups entirely.

The false grip is pulling the trigger on an unloaded gun. That's it. No ammunition, no recoil, no noise, no cost per trigger press.

Learning a strict muscle up requires weeks of false grip conditioning. Your wrists burn. Your hands tear up. You want to quit. False Grips flips this:

  • Ergonomic platform balances the heel of your wrist on the center of the rings instead of pinching your palm
  • Textured rubber surface provides friction for a secure grip without the skin damage
  • Snap-on design attaches and detaches without removing rings
  • Works with band-assisted drills via patent-pending cutout for ¼" to 1" resistance bands

$49.99 - Made in the USA from high-density rubber - Lifetime warranty against cracking, breaking, or bending - Fits all standard 1.1" to 1.25" wood, plastic, or metal rings - Includes drill sheet and 4-week muscle up program - Quick snap-on/snap-off without ring removal - Also works for: dips, push-ups, ring rows, false grip pull-ups

False Grips are designed ONLY for strict pushing and pulling. Swinging or kipping while using them is NOT advised—serious injury or death could occur.

$35.99 (sold out) - Baltic birch wood construction - 1.25" ring diameter - Numbered straps for easy height adjustment - Home or gym use

$27.98 (sold out) - Red Band: 0.5", 5-35 lbs resistance - Black Band: 0.85", 20-60 lbs resistance - Complements False Grips drilling progression

$195.00 (sold out) What's Included: - 4 pairs of False Grips - 2-gallon logo bucket for storage - 8"x11" laminated drill poster - 4-week muscle up program PDF

Ideal for CrossFit boxes wanting to add muscle up training without wrist injuries.

False Grips runs in-person clinics hosted by Pat Burke, six-time CrossFit Games athlete. Each clinic covers:

  • Shoulder mobility and pulling preparation
  • False grip mechanics and positioning
  • Pull, dip, and transition drills
  • Why strict muscle ups must come before kipping
  • Hands-on coaching using False Grips for practice
  • 4-week training program walkthrough
  • Proper warm-up and rehab exercises
  • Prerequisites: Athletes should have 1-2 strict pull-ups or be very close. Special clinic rate on False Grips: $45 (normally $49.99).

"False Grips put my wrist in a more comfortable position that doesn't wear on my wrist. Although I can do strict muscle ups without them, they're one of my favorite tools." — Anton Foss (Instagram repost)

"My forearms are toast. 15 minutes after my drill work and my veins are still poppin. I have faith these will do it!" — Posted after purchasing at Regionals

"This is the absolute best Strict Muscle Up I have ever done!" — Athlete who picked up False Grips at Central Regional

Athletes consistently report: - Significantly increased forearm, biceps, and triceps activation - Breakthrough moments in muscle up progression - Reduced wrist and hand pain during training - Ability to string multiple reps together faster - Comfort during false grip pull-ups and ring dips

  • Free 4-Week Muscle Up Program (PDF)
  • Drill videos showing progressions for beginner through advanced athletes
  • Newsletter for product updates and training content
  • Blog with gymnastics and muscle up resources
  • Instagram (@falsegrips) with athlete progress videos
  • YouTube for drill demonstrations

As of recent changes, False Grips has partnered with Abmat to handle all future purchases. Orders should be placed at www.abmat.com—orders on the False Grips site directly will not be fulfilled.

False Grips solves a real problem: athletes avoid strict muscle ups because the false grip is uncomfortable. This rubber platform makes the false grip accessible, lets you drill the movement pattern correctly, and builds the strength progression faster. Pat Burke didn't invent muscle ups, but he made them learnable for regular athletes.